February 2012
You know you have a problem when your mother finds a Mcdonalds bag under your bed…
I literally could not stop laughing for 10 minutes cause she found it right after saying i eat there too much.
Fun Fact!
ghostbono:
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
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I’m the perfect angel child when i keep my mouth shut and dont question anything, but as soon as i speak my mind you think im the most disrespectful brat to ever exist.
Am I the only one who gets pissed when people call or text them in the middle of the night? I could be wide awake(usually am watching tv or on tumblr) but i just think its so rude. I could have been sleeping but I’m usually not. Still rude.
MTV needs to make a show about our lives.
watercolourcocaine replied to your post: Just seeing your face pisses me off so much….
your tumblr drama is my guilty pleasure
justinjewmanji:
dumbpointyanimeshades:
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Just seeing your face pisses me off so much. Just disappear por favor.
so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I’m too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
whatisagorman:
teen girl death rates quadruple over night as picture of cat investigating cotton ball circulates internet
“i saw it and just died,” explains a recent victim and part-time blogger
ur aunts fun though
watercolourcocaine replied to your post: Saturday night at 8
screw you i wouldve done something not be your boyfriend though but im stuck at my aunts doing nothing being bored
“i’m so drunk”
– homosexuals on social networking sites (via -ryan)
Saturday night at 8
and my mom keeps asking me if im doing any thing. When i say no she says i seriously need a boyfriend. -_-
Everytime I go on Facebook, I see a picture from tumblr. Or even worse, someone I know posting to Facebook FROM their tumblr.
It should be a thing so that when you check that option in the tumblr settings, ur blog is deleted
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fridasexual replied to your post: met the cutest boy on the bus today. His names…
so the term met is used loosely here?
met the cutest boy on the bus today. His names John and he works at chilis. “You talked to him?!” you may ask. No. He had a name tag.
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Oh, I’m sorry Lady next to me at burger king. Is the porn on my tumblr making you uncomfortable? I do apologize.
this is what i do at night when im bored
look up old snl skits and then post them for you guys to underappreciate
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WatchBITCH PLEASE
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Watchomg watch till the end
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Watchim dying lmao
me: Who should we vote for cutest couple?
Friend: Anyone who doesn't make out in the hallways.
Me: seriously
Im like a saint
fridasexual replied to your post: i heard you cried when i said i didnt like you anymore
Hahahahha the generous Adrian
Although i should have saved her from her weird looking bf….
